We’re going retro. Enjoy.

Okay, so I’ve procrastinated enough. I’ve finally posted the pictures from our honeymoon, but I didn’t edit anything. You’re getting the raw feed which includes stuff I normally wouldn’t post. Over 400 pictures and I just didn’t feel like sorting through them.

Anyhoo, peep them here:

I’m in the midst of screwing around with a bunch of new plugins and crap for the site. As you can probably tell, I’m running into a few issues. It may be time to dump this theme for something a little more reliable and useful.

In fact, I’m pretty frustrated with everything at this point, so maybe I’ll start fresh this weekend by deleting everything!

I’m guessing Maynard of Tool would like to forget this video. I’m sure he was trying to be serious at the time, but I can’t help but laugh now.

If you listen closely, he begins singing the lyrics of what would eventually become “Sober” in another, albeit better band.

Click for JESUS!!

Read this on Craigslist and found it funny. I didn’t write it, so don’t complain to me. Copied verbatim:

MYTH: Women want love and affection. Women want to be treated well. If you treat a woman well, she’ll treat you well.

TRUTH: Young women want whatever other young women want. They’re herd creatures. If you lavish a woman with love and affection she’ll think you’re doing it because nobody else wants you (which may be true) and she’ll dump you. In fact, if you do anything that betrays that you’re a loser that other women won’t touch, she’ll dump you. Why? Because she wants to impress her friends with what a great catch she’s made, and if she thinks that they wouldn’t want you, then she doesn’t want you either.

There are only three exceptions to this rule. The first exception is psychos, otherwise known as “witches, bitches, and crazy ladies.” They’ll stay with you because nobody else wants them, or because you’re the only one who put up with their abuse. The second exception is women who like to “fix men up”: those women who like to take “broken” men and turn them into the man they want. These women are single because a mature man will recognize that these women don’t want him… they want to turn him into someone else. The third exception is that once in a long time you meet a woman who isn’t psycho, still wants to stay with you when she finds out that you’re not super stud, and doesn’t want to change you into someone else. This is the one you marry.

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For those of you who don’t know, I’m a big baseball fan (hence the whole ‘wildpitches’ thing). Thanks to my Dad, I was raised on baseball and some of my best memories revolve around the game. From Dad coaching my Little League teams (Christian Athletic Association…but we’ll save the religious politics for later), taking my brother and I to ballgames at Candlestick Park or simply playing catch, it was imbued in me at a very young age.

Something about the game appeals to me, and I tend to be a bit obsessive about it which makes it a little difficult to find a good source of discussion to relieve my obsession. This inevitibly led me to the dreaded Internet message boards to discuss the merits of WHIP, OPS and other Sabremetric statistics versus the classical AVG, RBI and whether or not the Save is realistic.

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